VANHAA JÄÄRÄ OTTAA PÄÄHÄN / OLD FART IS PISSED OFF

Keskiviikko 10.8.2011 klo 17:01 - Jankka

20 / 11 / 2011 

My Dear Diary, today I was not particulary pissed off.. 

Rakas päiväkirja, tänään en ollut erityisen kettuuntunut.. 

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I get pissed off every day, many times in many ways. But now I dont know how to manage over this. It seems to be too much to handle. 

Some one out there has spent millions of euros to ensure that you need to flush empty toilet paper roll down from the toilet. It is called flush´n go. Yes read it right!

There is video and iphone game of flush´n Go. It is really too much.  I warn you. Only for people with strong mental fitness:  

http://www.flushandgo.be/fi/alkuun.aspx

Believe it or not you can find discussion of flush´n Go. In Finland only. Sorry folks!

http://kaksplus.fi/keskustelu/plussalaiset/mitas-nyt/2028471-flush-go-wc-paperirulla/sivu2.html

In  Helsinki Secondhand we have invented, years ago, this thing called Empty-Toilet-Paper-Roll- Bucket.

I bought accidentally light version of blue berry soup. What the hell is wrong with this world!? Half of the population is starving and western pussies eat fake food. Call me old fashioned but I eat because I need energy to work. And I work to support my family. Now I had one litre of blue water in my hands. Which is nice,  if you are thirsty. But I´d rather drink water, thank you. Which I´m blessed to get from tap.

And this reminds me.. my sister tried some kind of low carbohydrate diet. When she told me what things I should avoid .. pasta, bread, potatoes, milk chocolade, beer .. so I realized something about my own diet..  I REALLY DO LOVE CARBOHYDRATES!  I promise never even think avoiding such lovely eatables. (my breakfast from cafe Succes)

 

I left the shop early enough to go and buy new baby sitter my wife Telle wanted. I promised to do that because.. well you know if the lady in the house is happy, everybody is happy.

But.. the city was full of people running in line. A long continuous line. All ways I tried to get out of the city were blocked by girls swinging yellow signs in the air.

Eventually I found the way out because of my wit and cleverness. But it was too late..

What is this? Who let this line in the city? Who takes the responsibility me asks?

Now we still have the same old shitty Stokke Tripp Trapp instead of nice new Ikea 12,95 € sitter.

I havepromised I never run a marathon because it is boring!

 

My wife Telle bought me pants. There is enough room for 3 guys size of me. And the ass side is on the front! I went to school at 80´s and this kind of clothing was a social suicide. And I would have earned a nick name for life.

Vaimoi Telle osti minulle housut. Niihin mahtuisi kolme minun kokoistani kaveria. Ja persepuoli on edessä! Kävin koulua 80-luvulla ja tämän tyylinen vaatetus oli sosiaalinen itsemurha. Elämän pituinen lempinimi olisi ollut varma.